Tuesday, September 02, 2008

仲差一步

吃了四天葯,人有點迷糊。放了三天假,人有點迷失。唔,對得好對得好。

講真,我真係好怕死,但又似乎,我真係唔識死。

阿細原來只係「患」臍疝。吁,又一場虛驚。阿女點仆親,已經見怪不怪。佢墶剌... 算喇。

正在狐疑,究竟我猝死既機會有幾大,究竟我應唔應該同阿細買保險。觀乎小弟既個人記錄,買保險應該會穩陣 d。

最衰唔係中產階級,如果唔係呢,就一定搵危樓姐姐同我開個私人 Trust Fund。友情價丫唔該。

香港人來去匆匆好平常遮,趕呢樣趕果樣等閒事啦。不過今次趕去投胎冇比人問候,又冇比人咋型,好奇。

蝦,係咪意外一定係意料之外呢?可唔可以早有預謀呢?

我只係歸心似箭遮,最多下次小心d囉。隻手指仲係痹痹地都未好番,依家又黎肢體衝擊,嗯,可能好快就食糊勒... 等碰八筒。

點解我見唔到架 van仔既?係,我係心急,不過心急唔係罪播。好彩架車唔係好快,只係車頭撞心口咁大把,如果唔係一個唔覺意俾佢捲入車底我就真係哈哈哈勒。

依家隻右腳無拉拉令我諗起 Wounded Knee,好鬼痛呢。

都唔止一次喇。第一次年少無知,輕易放過架單車。第二次有人大叫 Watch Out! 險過剃頭。第三次咯,咪當做下好心,費事等人成世唔安樂啦。

唔通,呢d就係歷練?... 定係預告?呵呵呵。

44 comments:

篤篤篤撐 said...

下, 你俾車撞 ?

C.M. said...

嗯,我地可以樂觀d咁睇。查實,係我撞架車遮。又或者,係我想同架車玩自由搏擊囉。

samsara said...

CM哥哥:咁大件事既?係咪因為太忙呀?你自己要小心保重呀,要知道,你條命唔只係你自己既,仲係moon moon, dada同細佬既!

快快好返呀!

篤篤篤撐 said...

嗯,我地可以樂觀d咁睇 x2
因為難得可以claim保險

Karen (Sze) said...

>>係我撞架車遮

一個人撞了車真係連自己所寫的野有語病!

車頭撞心口?有冇照x-光(如CT同ultrasound)同留院觀察呀?

>>不過今次趕去投胎冇比人問候,又冇比人咋型,好奇。

當時周圍無人幫您兼打999?

>>係咪意外一定係意料之外呢?可唔可以早有預謀呢?

所謂意外, 即係意料之外; 但係"可唔可以早有預謀"----即係您自己蓄意造成意外???

呢種情況可能叫做"蓄意事故"。

>>好彩架車唔係好快,只係車頭撞心口咁大把,如果唔係一個唔覺意俾佢捲入車底我就真係哈哈哈勒。

睬!大吉利是個您! 俾Moon姐知您講呢番話一定打扁您!

再大吉利是講句, 如果您......(sorry, 我唔想寫), 仔細老婆嫩, 阿Moon, DaDa同阿B仔點算?

>>我只係歸心似箭遮,最多下次小心d囉。

This is an excuse!馬路如虎口, 不論任何時候過馬路, 一定要小心; 仲要向您的子女以身作則, 唔好心急過路。您咁講, 真係好敷衍!

您一家人幾乎個個有事, 小心保重!
(不過我都自身難保, 吁!上兩星期pk後, 呢兩日食緊感冒藥兼日日帶口罩)

個人非專業角度咁睇, 您地都係買危疾保險會好D!

仲笑?

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題外話:

呢條係想知您的睇法, 幫助我寫下個post(您的看法可以到我個blog度答):

假設您要留住班員工(唔係留一個員工那種), 您會否用job rotation呢一招? 或者除了呢招, 用金錢或其他方法?

又, 假設您係老闆, 如何看員工「值唔值」, 如何縮窄老闆同員工本身對員工自己「值唔值」的分歧。

因為係想寫呢篇的續篇。

七十樓危危下望 said...

你你你

入院check清楚好d wor

藤木同學藤木同學呀(淒厲地)

C.M. said...

香妹:

比架車撞完唔識驚,但返到屋企就即時想喊(死忍)。

傷勢都唔算嚴重(卦),只係擦傷手,菠蘿蓋痛,右邊腰(琴晚)隱隱作痛。(今日)醫生(電話中)話應該無事既。

撞果一刻,我乜都唔記得,有記憶果段,淨係發現我側住身趴係架貨van車頭上面。

篤撐兄:

Yeah!... 不過好似無得 claim 播。

Karen:

>>連自己所寫的野有語病!

用於我身上,咁應該唔止比車撞之後囉。(乜我唔係成日都有語病咩?)

冇照 X光啊,仲CT兼留院觀察!唔洗喇下化...

當時淨係司機見到(可能),旁人又見到我行得,跑得,只係有少少gud下gud下遮。應該冇人夠膽報警卦。

>>蓄意事故

嗯... 呢個有可能。我諗命運既安排都應該算蓄意事故卦。

>>您咁講, 真係好敷衍!

哦,鎖你。

>>仲笑?

咁依家執番身彩,仲唔偷笑?!

危樓姐姐:

下?唔...入...得唔得...呀。(何況,我都未吐血...)

頭先打左比醫生,佢叫我放心,佢仲話若果咁咁同點點點就再呢呢呢就得囉喎。

Karen (Sze) said...

我搵了個專業人士(即係醫生, 仲要係consultant:顧問醫生也)問過, 佢建議您......返醫院check下好D(唔知您當時去o左U醫院還是哪間私營/公立醫院), 因為確保您係無後遺症(包括您所講右邊腰隱隱作痛和疑似失憶等等)。

>>何況,我都未吐血..
如果病人吐血的話, 輕則入了ICU, 重則就......。
所以, 您都係唔好亂咁講o野好。

南區肥龍 said...

嘩,俾你嚇親.你最好再檢查一次,希望你早日康復啦.

安諾勿斯 said...

撞車咁大鑊,照一照穩陣啲,保重呀CM兄。

005 said...

咁驚嚇呀, 上有高堂下有妻房呀你, 唔好玩呀.

Wounded knee拍左戲定電視劇播, 仲好似幾好睇架!

Marshmallow said...

嚇死我地咩,嚇死dada 阿moon姐囉!!!你冇事呀嗎?你個腦有冇事呀嗎...雖然...

都係check check佢好啲喎!!!

Morca said...

仲差一步...天國之路?

珍重...

s-pig said...

cm哥哥,
小心保重呀!!

獅子皇 said...

哇,CM 兄,乜咁大件事呀?近排好多野諗呀?

唔係話叫你做衰人,不過下次唔好喇,不論你俾車撞到或者你撞到架車都好,係應該要報警入院 Check 清楚呀,有好多骨傷內傷唔係即時有事架,我諗你都知 claim 保險既程序架喇,警方冇紀錄唔會受理個喎。

我仲記得應該係啱啱中一時,個日放學搭巴士返屋企,落左巴士之後係車頭過馬路,乜都唔睇就行出去,唔知係咁啱心有靈犀定係耳仔聽到聲又或者係眼尾見到有車飛埋黎喇,一個屈尾十就轉身走返埋路邊,最終都係難逃一刼,隻右腳俾架貨車勾到,有一小塊肉連皮勾起左,跟住就開始俾人圍觀。最初唔識死點都唔肯報警,因為驚俾屋企人鬧,仲諗住返屋企塗上藍藥水之類既野就得,但係最終都係由一個途人代為報警,最後都係入左 QE 急症室。

而家諗返都覺得個時既自己真係超低能勁搞笑,咁大件事點可能瞞得過屋企人丫?而且表面睇就係成塊皮連肉甩左,但係實際係點,我又點知呢?因為勾到個下係乜野感覺都冇架,仲諗住好彩冇事,點知人地講我先知原來已經出左事。

仲有呀,正如 CK 以前同 Samsara 咁講丫,你一個人已經分飾左好幾個角色,你要向每一個角色負責架,我都仲想向你取下經架。

唔好成日諗住食八筒呀,咪一陣個天係你諗既過程要你叫卡窿一索架。

C.M. said...

Karen:

嗯... 哦。唔該曬。(亂講野先至係正常既我嘛)

龍兄:

小事矣,切莫掛心。多謝曬!(Difficulty者,感激之情,難表也)

安兄:

都話係人撞車咯,個司機應該驚過我。呵呵。

C.M. said...

005:

查實呢排好多先兆我會瀨野,點知真係走唔甩。(套Wounded Knee...係咪黑白片黎架?)

綿綿:

阿Moon最初聽倒我話人撞車,佢真係以為聽錯。好彩見我仲生勾勾遮。

Morca:

哈哈,或者係卦。多謝。

C.M. said...

S-pig:

多謝曬。今後會打醒十二分精神過馬路。(查實似杯弓蛇影多d囉)

皇兄:

其實成日都多野諗,但只係諗唔到咁遮。

報警呢家野呢... 之但係我同架車同司機三條友都已經去如黃鶴喇。

嘩,乜你咁驚險呀,仲成塊肉...(哎牙,齋聽你講都覺得痛)個貨車司機又咩結局呢?

卡窿一索!?玩唔起呀小弟。(我係咪有幻覺?)

laulong said...

c.m. 兄:

吉人天相,早沾勿藥。

我知你是個思考人,但過馬路時唔好諗咁多嘢呀!

實啲市虎,依家啲人,晚晚睇波,揸車就瞓覺,小心啊!

C.M. said...

風校長:

多謝你提醒呀。

不過,你睇我連過馬路都唔識,就知我幾咁(唔)識思考喇。(唉,我仲係覺得嚇親果個司機大佬,有d歉意)

米都話唔搞咯 said...

CM:

小心小心...我仲等緊有日你會帶阿細泥介紹俾米b女識嗰喎...

dog o said...

大佬: 睇黎你真係要休息relax一下!

(套"傷追之人"好似唔多老禮播~)

p.e.t.e.r. said...

喂!老友你未夠鐘喎!仲有排你捱呀!

-天國揸key人

bravo said...

CM:
Oh!.. Be careful ar... many family members depend on you gar.

btw, don't overuse your cortisol, it will increase your risk of accidents too. I also have a similar reflection recently.

I promise to myself, when I reach the next stage, I have to reduce the cortisol use. I think I have as much cortisol debt as you, if not more.

Best wishes!
Bravo

小黃蓉 said...

See!! Is that all you want? So, you've got it, man. Congratulations!

C.M. said...

阿米爸:

呵呵,係咁小弟就一定加倍小心。

On兄:

果本野,碎料d播。完全缺乏思想衝擊囉。(買唔到銃夢呀陰功)

揸key人:

多謝手下留情... (唔好意思,咁遲先識驚)

Bravo:

You're right... I was thinking if my yoga mat should be somewhere...
(Any quick fix? Anti-cortisol? Antidote?)

小黃蓉:

求仁,得仁嘛。你應該,唔會,比我差。(調寄十面埋伏)

篤篤篤撐 said...

銃夢
>>>我好多年前好似買左, 番去搵下先....

佚名 said...

C.M.:
有時諗緊野過馬路都幾危險,或者累得制都會
好似去自殺咁^^0
C.M小心d啦!!
琴日返完part time之後成個人散晒@@...依家手痛、腳痛、頭痛中

readandeat said...

鴻福齊天,冇有怕。不過,下次還是小心點好,尤其是有家室的人。

bravo said...

To be honest, I haven't noticed any anti-cortisol, I attempted to look into Brand's Essence research, and couldn't find any solid evidence, so I am not sure whether the ad is ....

Yoga mat is a good idea.
Add Oil.

hana said...

加大保險吖

啦啦聲啦

seikomatic said...

藤木CM,

幾形喎。

平安是福耶!

C.M. said...

篤撐兄:

呵呵呵,多謝曬!依家唔洗勒,我終於刮倒一套啦!(睇緊第6集)

小佚妹:

第一日返工就周身痛...好事呀!你正式返工果史就一定無咁辛苦勒。

讀食妹:

多謝您!一家四口(包埋我)係度,點都要醒定。

Bravo:

Bad news, isn't it? (Sigh)

Should there be no solid evidence, I'm sure the ad ...

(You too,bro)

冰冰:

我諗都要。而且d同事叫我帶頭盔出街喎...(可想而知我幾咁高危,買保險一定賺)

精工:

嘿,係呀,我都覺得好型呀!(雖然人一世物一世,呢d野,一次就夠曬皮)

bravo said...

Recently I visited their site again, the theme has changed....

(Sign) No magic drug yet.

I may need to join your Yoga training later on. Seikomatic may teach us to meditate some day ......

[Seriously, cortisol is a kind of hormone, it has a daily cycle, and serves numerous functions, including regulate the wakefulness-sleepiness cycle, immune system, sense of well-being.... there are some systematic way to modulate it in fact.... by regulating your sleep cycle ...., but if the situation is not too serious, what you are doing/plan to do is sufficient... (One of my research is on sleep, in fact)]

佚名 said...

C.M.:
第一日返工就周身痛...好事呀!你正式返工果史就一定無咁辛苦勒。
-->周身痛,可能「安基酸」作怪!
可能太耐無做過野啦!
哈!再返耐d可能就有埋老鼠仔la...kaka
老鼠仔好啦...大舊得制就好恐怖0.0

C.M. said...

Bravo:

I've got spare mat, want one?

>>by regulating your sleep cycle

Thanks! I guess this is why I've got a foot in the grave! (23:00 to 07:00, right?)

Would a noonday nap help?

小佚:

>>再返耐d可能就有埋老鼠仔la.

放心啦。有小小老鼠仔,女仔手臂先有線條美呀。

三姑...妹 said...

拜托, 去睇睇吖唔該~

我個friend之前撞車, 表面無事, 但係因為報咗警, 所以都有去醫院check, 無事. 但係之後條頸痛, 走去照X-Ray, 發覺啲脊椎骨歪咗, 壓住啲神經所以痛.

So.....pleaseeeeeee~

微豆 Haricot said...

Hey, I want my friends to be around for a long time ga!!

Of course, your family needs you the most.

珍重!!!

佚名 said...

C.M.:
放心啦。有小小老鼠仔,女仔手臂先有線條美呀。
-->0.0哦?...係咁架,你講我就信你ga la...學你:P

C.M. said...

阿姑妹:

今日好頭暈,唔知係咪耳水不平衡... (我位多年好友都催促我去急症室,但我呢,未有病徵喎,而且,應該唔撞親個頭...卦)唔洗擔心既。

有咩,幫我照顧...

Haricot:

Thanks a lot! You reminded me of making a list...(Perhaps it's the other way round, I need them most, hehe)

小佚:

(嘿,你真係好學唔學,到時風校長會怪責我架)

佚名 said...

C.M.:
嘿,你真係好學唔學,到時風校長會怪責我架
-->哦~hehe:p
嘜爺爺叫風校長既咩??

C.M. said...

你唔見佢依家整左容變聶風咩?

佚名 said...

C.M.:
你唔見佢依家整左容變聶風咩?
-->哦~咁咪失覺晒:p
聶風爺爺少俠

C.M. said...

>>少俠

你爺爺聽到應該會好開心